Joe Biden Is An Alien Shapeshifter… I’m Not Joking Around

Joe Biden Is An Alien Shapeshifter… I’m Not Joking Around

by Randy “Rocket” Cody

President Joe Biden is not who you think he is. In fact, he’s not even a human being, for Christ’s sake.

How else can you explain his incompetency?

Just when you think things can’t get any stranger during his time as the Commander in Chief of the USA, this knucklehead from another dimension entirely, goes off the charts. If you missed the hilarious SNL-like comedy highlight, the President stumbled attempting to board Air Force One today, and when I did a very basic ‘analysis’ of the video, I could immediately see that something was definitely not right. First off, there is no possible way that any human’s arm can stretch out as long as President Biden’s did today.

According to The Hill:

President Joe Biden trips and falls multiple times while boarding Air Force One en route Atlanta, Georgia.

Later in the day, White House Communications Director Kate Bedingfield Tweeted: “I know folks have seen that President Biden slipped on his way up the stairs to AF1, but I’m happy to report that he is just fine and did not even require any attention from the medical team who travels with him. Nothing more than a misstep on the stairs.”

The red arrow points to the odd mass that is supposed to be the President’s hand at the end of an arm that is magically twice as long as the other. This is when things go very wrong for the alien dude, because ‘Plastic Man’ is obviously stretching out to try and catch the railing so he does not lose his footing again. Only problem is his fingers completely morph out of control, so it caught him off guard. He had no choice but to fall down again to cover up his reptilian identity.

This is not a joke. It’s straight up reality, whether you choose to accept it or not.

Joe Biden is your worst nightmare come to life… and I’m not talking about how totally stupid he is. I’m specifically going after his hybrid cannibal true self. Have you ever heard of “Soul Scalping?” According to Donald Marshall, this is a Satanic ritual carried out by the elite so that demonic alien possession of world leaders and top celebs can occur, so that the NAA (Negative Alien Agenda) being perpetuated against earth’s human inhabitants can be executed without being noticed by everyone.

“Soul scalping” is the removal of the soul via a satanic ritual. If you see a personality with a black left eye, it means that his or her soul has been removed or literally that person has lost their soul.

As the story goes, a demonic reptilian entity possesses the elite person by way of entering the eye via a parasite that ultimately kills the old Joe Biden, and then takes complete control over his body, believe it or not. The alien needs to consume human flesh and drink blood from abducted kids, because it allows them to hold the human host form in this realm.

“Further evidence that Joe Biden is a Shapeshifting reptile. This is proof that Joe Biden is not a normal human. He denies conspiracy theories about him that say he’s a reptilian (draconian), an alien, demon, lizard, illuminati or something! This conspiracy theory about Joe Biden will blow your mind. The Illuminati Exposed. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. There is something sinister when it comes to your president, Joe Biden. Would you trust him with your life? This could be probably proof that Aliens like Reptilians do exist! These demons are among us and Joe Biden is one of them. Be careful with those humanoids, as they can shred you to pieces and eat your soul! Stay safe out there from these reptilian humanoids! If you encounter the reptilian in person, run for your life or fight off those bastards. The way Joe Biden says “God love you” is creepy enough for many people.” – Faze Daddy on Youtube

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